IF I WERE A GARBAGE BIN

If I were a garbage bin I would want to be that bin that sits in front of the Parliament.
I would get washed every day with prime liquids so I would always smell nice and look like a knight in shining armor.
If I happened to stand in the middle of some politicians drive way I would be wheeled back and forth by personal staff.
Lazy day I know…But I could afford it.

If I were a garbage bin I would want to be that bin that sits in front of the Parliament.
I would get fed every day with finest and freshest ingredients off the market.
Only at the Parliament cafeteria you can eat steak and shrimp for $3 dollars
then throw half of it just cause you couldn’t eat anymore.

If I were a garbage bin I would want to be that bin that sits in front of the Parliament.
I would have personal security 24/7. You’d never see graffiti on the outside.
If someone tried to vandalize me, I’d have SWAT squad at the snap of my lid.

If I were a garbage bin…
If I were…

I gotta go file my taxes. Someone’s gotta keep those garbage bins looking good.